Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Three Unrelated Things (Posted After Three Point FIve Beers)

1. Umbrellas repel armies of gnats almost as well as they repel the rain.

2. When sitting across from someone who you once gave a blowjob, I triple dog DARE you to not think, "Whoa, I gave you a blowjob once!" It's...just...impossible.

3. I had coffee with my very favourite professor ever today (this is very much disconnected from 2., incidentally) and he observed that playwrighting has to do with the witholding of information, whereas journalism has to do with the revealing of it. I thought that was a neat and true thing to say, so I figured I would document it here.

I think I have chosen the right path for me, since I like to reveal things. Often, I think I maybe reveal too much.

(Now playing: Nothing in particular)

4 Comments:

Blogger Dave said...

I bet it was the professor who you once gave a blowjob to.

Ten bucks.

11:45 PM  
Blogger Sofi said...

Nope. He is happily married and in his late 50s, making him approximately a decade too old for me.

You owe me ten bucks, Dave.

10:23 AM  
Blogger Susan said...

(said in a sing-songy voice):

"I know who you're talking 'bout."

Ha ha (although not all that ha ha, considering).

I got a job today. Just waiting tables, again, but at least it's an income. Are you going to be back in time for the Low show?

11:59 PM  
Anonymous John said...

You're goddamn right you reveal too much.

~Your Brother.

5:36 PM  

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