Three Unrelated Things (Posted After Three Point FIve Beers)
1. Umbrellas repel armies of gnats almost as well as they repel the rain.
2. When sitting across from someone who you once gave a blowjob, I triple dog DARE you to not think, "Whoa, I gave you a blowjob once!" It's...just...impossible.
3. I had coffee with my very favourite professor ever today (this is very much disconnected from 2., incidentally) and he observed that playwrighting has to do with the witholding of information, whereas journalism has to do with the revealing of it. I thought that was a neat and true thing to say, so I figured I would document it here.
I think I have chosen the right path for me, since I like to reveal things. Often, I think I maybe reveal too much.
(Now playing: Nothing in particular)
posted by Sofi @ 4/27/2005 11:20:00 PM
3 Comments:
I bet it was the professor who you once gave a blowjob to.
Ten bucks.
Nope. He is happily married and in his late 50s, making him approximately a decade too old for me.
You owe me ten bucks, Dave.
You're goddamn right you reveal too much.
~Your Brother.
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