Monday, May 24, 2004

Big Bang Baby

Today was my last day of work and (coincidentally?) I have a brand new stapler.

This morning's irate callers were surprisingly devoid of bitchiness and/or ass stupidity, so I couldn't really tell any of them off. Kind of a letdown. But since it's a civic holiday, I got paid triple time! That worked out to roughly $1/minute, so I made three dollars while peeing. Not bad. I should parlay that into a career, somehow.

Tonight, when the neighbours are setting off their traditional fireworks, I will pretend that they are for me. Screw you, Queen Victoria. Happy no more working, Sofi!

(Now playing: "Irish Blood, English Heart", Morrissey)


Anonymous Anonymous said...

sofi . . .this city and many in it (inlcuding meself) will miss thee.


7:48 PM  
Blogger Peter Lynn said...

There are ways to parlay peeing into a career, Sofi, but you have to pee on people. It helps to call the guy a "worm" while doing it, I hear.

11:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

congrats, my sofikins! fireworks all around for you! peeing for $3 out, back to uni in!

3:38 AM  

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