Big Bang Baby
Today was my last day of work and (coincidentally?) I have a brand new stapler.
This morning's irate callers were surprisingly devoid of bitchiness and/or ass stupidity, so I couldn't really tell any of them off. Kind of a letdown. But since it's a civic holiday, I got paid triple time! That worked out to roughly $1/minute, so I made three dollars while peeing. Not bad. I should parlay that into a career, somehow.
Tonight, when the neighbours are setting off their traditional fireworks, I will pretend that they are for me. Screw you, Queen Victoria. Happy no more working, Sofi!
(Now playing: "Irish Blood, English Heart", Morrissey)
posted by Sofi @ 5/24/2004 05:34:00 PM
3 Comments:
sofi . . .this city and many in it (inlcuding meself) will miss thee.
Andrew
There are ways to parlay peeing into a career, Sofi, but you have to pee on people. It helps to call the guy a "worm" while doing it, I hear.
congrats, my sofikins! fireworks all around for you! peeing for $3 out, back to uni in!
kisses,
sera
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