Canada Day In Quotes
Mom: Is this Rush playing on the radio right now?
Me (mildly impressed): Yes! Yes it is.
Mom: Hmmm...I didn't know their singer was a girl.
Me: ..............
"He acts young, but not in an unattractive way. (Pauses). He's not a mess at all." - Adam, on his 37-year-old boyfriend
Drunk on porch steps at party: Heyyyy, where are you gooooooinggg?
Me: Home.
Another drunk: But it's so eaaaaaaaarly! Whyyyy are you leaaaaaaavinnnng?
Me: Because I live in Scarborough.
All chattering stops abruptly. Hushed silence is broken by...
First drunk: ...oh shhhhhhhiiiiiiiit!
Me: For real.
(Now playing: "Nature Boy", Nick Cave)
6 Comments:
"What about the voice of Geddy Lee / How did it get so high? / I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy?"
I know him! And he does!
And you're my fact checking cuz...i mean...sister.
God damn, I fucking love Rush.
nice looker Sofi and a hot pic in music....go girl XXX
Sounds like mommy's been drinking again.
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