Sunday, July 02, 2006

Canada Day In Quotes

Mom: Is this Rush playing on the radio right now?
Me (mildly impressed): Yes! Yes it is.
Mom: Hmmm...I didn't know their singer was a girl.
Me: ..............

"He acts young, but not in an unattractive way. (Pauses). He's not a mess at all." - Adam, on his 37-year-old boyfriend

Drunk on porch steps at party: Heyyyy, where are you gooooooinggg?
Me: Home.
Another drunk: But it's so eaaaaaaaarly! Whyyyy are you leaaaaaaavinnnng?
Me: Because I live in Scarborough.
All chattering stops abruptly. Hushed silence is broken by...
First drunk: ...oh shhhhhhhiiiiiiiit!
Me: For real.

(Now playing: "Nature Boy", Nick Cave)

6 Comments:

Anonymous optimus said...

"What about the voice of Geddy Lee / How did it get so high? / I wonder if he speaks like an ordinary guy?"

5:04 PM  
Blogger Sofi said...

I know him! And he does!

12:26 AM  
Anonymous John said...

And you're my fact checking cuz...i mean...sister.

11:26 AM  
Blogger JTL said...

God damn, I fucking love Rush.

11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice looker Sofi and a hot pic in music....go girl XXX

4:15 AM  
Blogger Sofi said...

Sounds like mommy's been drinking again.

8:26 AM  

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