Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Spreading Holiday Cheer Far and Near

My dear friend Jenny is quite the master baker. She and I have been swapping cookie recipes lately via email. But why should we be greedy and keep these culinary delights to ourselves?

Sofi Papamarko wrote:

Recipe for Mission Iron Eagle Democracy Freedom Cookies

1 cup of freedom
2 1/2 teaspoons of stars and/or stripes
3 cups powdered bones of terrorists

Combine dry ingredients in large mixing bowl.

Add blood of homo-sek-shuls to taste. Roll out dough and cut into star shapes.

Bake at 300 degrees F on greased cookie sheet in pre-heated oven for 5-10 minutes. Do not allow to brown. No one likes coloured cookies!


Jennifer Gregg wrote:

Mission Iron Eagle Democracy Freedom Cookies (Iraqi variation)

Omit Homo-sek-shuls. Reduce terrorists to 1 cup. Add 1 cup
insurgents and 3-4 cups Innocent Men, Women and Children. Just before
baking, run through meat grinder (Careful! Those insurgents

To serve: sprinkle liberally with censorship and hypocrisy flakes, and


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