The Kids Are All Right
The kids of Degrassi: The Next Generation...THEN!
1) Spinner
2) Jimmy, in happier and more mobile times
3) That fat girl with self-esteem issues who got smacked around by Ephraim Ellis (who now plays a beach stud on Falcon Beach, inexplicably)
4) Ashley
5) Paige
6) Toby
7) The kid who looked like Leonardo DiCaprio
8) Who the hell is this guy? Seriously, was he even on the show? He looks sort of photoshopped to me.
9) Manny
The kids of Degrassi: The Next Generation...NOW!
My Degrassi, how you have grown!
So much has changed over the past five years: Jimmy got shot. Emma got hot. Toby grew pubes (presumably). Ashley moved to London. Alex and Paige took the express train to Dykesville. Craig beat up Joey Jeremiah. Liberty had a baby. Ellie stopped cutting herself and became emotionally well-adjusted. And Manny...well...Manny's still a whore.
Happy 100th episode, Degrassi: TNG! Here's to many more years of episodes so bad that they're actually really, really good.
Oh, and have a good summer! Hope we're in science again next year. Give me a call sometime, kay? Peace and love! xoxo P.S. Save my autograph! I'll be famous someday!
(Now playing: "All Over It!", By Divine Right)
4 Comments:
i'm glad to see i'm not the only one who loves it.
I've outed myself as a Degrassi-lover, and I justify it in two words: Teenage lesbians.
Oh, God. I can't decide what's more disturbing: (a) you can't identify that losery face; or (b) that losery face hypothetically spawned television offspring.
That's right, Sofi. Did you retain nothing, but nothing, from 2004-05?
It's got to be JT/passionate innamorato.
Whoa! I suppose that teeny tiny boychild COULD be a pre-pubescent JT.
Gross!
Babies having babies. Almost literally.
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