Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Ringleader of the Crashing Bores

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From: Sofi
Date: Wed, 12 Apr 2006
To: Undisclosed Recipients
Subject: Truly disappointed

I just finished listening to Ringleader of the Tormentors.

It is self-indulgent crap.

I could cry.

The end.

-Sofi

P.S. Concession: You Have Killed Me, On The Streets I Ran and At Last I Am Born are exceptions to the suck. But they're still not enough. Thanks for loaning me the CD and saving me $20, Trevor!


From: Aaron
Date: Wed, 12 Apr 2006
To: Sofi
Subject: RE: Truly disappointed

I could have told you that without you even having to listen to it.

Happy Morrissey = shitty Morrissey


From: Sofi
Date: Wed, 12 Apr 2006
To: Aaron
Subject: RE: RE: Truly disappointed

I think the solution is clear: grab a club, Aaron, we're finding us some fuzzy baby seals!

From: Aaron
Date: Wed, 12 Apr 2006
To: Sofi
Subject: RE: RE: RE: Truly disappointed

Only if we can eat their skin while they're still quivering.

(Now playing: "Who Left The Lights Off Baby", Guillemots)

8 Comments:

Anonymous Matt said...

So let me get this straight. You're shocked that Morrissey made a self-indulgent record?

10:20 AM  
Blogger caitlin h. said...

this post is A++++

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Anonymous Matt said...

Morrissey sucks! Haw!

11:49 AM  

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