You Better (Not) Shop Around
Pathetic-funny story for the day:
- I am recovering from surgery.
- I have left the house exactly thrice in the past 2+ weeks.
- I have been going really fucking stir-crazy.
Scratch that. A great deal of online shopping.
I've been ordering CDs, lip gloss, skirts, more CDs, sweaters (new boobs = new clothes!), yet more CDs, etc. I know it's kind of a dangerous habit, but it's been super fun. I have enjoyed this vicarious mall-trolling a lot.
Today, I got an email informing me that my VISA card has been frozen.
Apparently, the nice people at VISA noted the flurry of charges on my account and temporarily de-activated it due to "suspicious activity".
Of course, I called them right away.
VISA: Would it be all right with you if we went over some of the recent charges on your credit card together?
Sofi: Yes, that's fine.
VISA: $115 at Amazon?
Sofi: Yes.
VISA: $17.50 at Bombshell Bath?
Sofi: Sounds familiar, yeah.
VISA: $170 at Delia's?
Sofi: Yup.
VISA: Yet another $87 at Amazon?
Sofi: ...yes.
This went on for a while.
So that was a bit of an eye-opener. Fortunately, I'm back at work next week. That will leave me with much less time to be a crazed consumer.
Check out this sweater I will soon own! How adorable is this sweater?
I regret nothing.
(Now playing: "Exile", The Pebbles)
posted by Sofi @ 10/21/2005 04:44:00 PM
5 Comments:
That's very flattering, but that girl in the brown sweater and red pants? Not me! A model!
I heart online shopping. Delia's rocks.
Lindsay. Michelle. Lynch.
You have awesome taste...because I ALSO bought THAT. (Although I got it in black. Booooo. White would have been the better bet, in hindsight.)
You would totally look hot in that Sofi. Expecially with perky teats. I'm just saying a sweater is usually flattering when your boobs are firm. You know, like that girl in "Are you there God, it's me Margaret..."
Seriously guy.
Hey, thanks!
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