Thanks For The Mammaries
Okay. Okay okay okay.
This will be my final blogpost about my breast reduction. I promise.
Lots of people who go through the same procedure as I did tend to post before and after photographs of their bare breasts on their blogs, etc. I will not be doing this. I am the product of a fairly strict eastern European upbringing and as a result, I am ashamed of most things. (If you would like to see my bare breasts, the drill is the same; buy me dinner and/or many drinks first.) However, I do want to share my transformation with you. Might I present before and after photographs of my clothed breasts for your procrastinating-at-work enjoyment?
BEFORE
Sofi & The F Cups. Winter 2005. Note Sian and Jenny looking bored and detached while I radiate shiny (and vaguely creepy) happiness at photographer Kelly Ongaro.
AFTER
Sofi & The C Cups. Fall 2005. Thanks to Miss Alli Scully for taking this shot!
So there you have it. I've kept you abreast of the situation, but I don't want to overstay my welcome and seem a boob. Oh ho ho!
(Now playing: "Like A Phoenix", The Smoking Trees)
posted by Sofi @ 11/07/2005 07:36:00 PM
7 Comments:
oooo Sofi you do look good!! and love the retro floral dress. super cute.
-Ms P.
(do people know who I am if I sign off as this?)
I do! So that's all that matters.
lookin' good, sofi!
and i totally plan on seeing your breasts without dinner and/or alcohol. because, um, those sound like dates. and we're so not going there (despite my wanting to see the new boobs).
Nice, Sofi. Lookin' good.
And I think that you could've put even more puns in there. But that the reason you didn't is because you're saving them for later.
"I will, however, accept a "Post-op Girls Gone Wild" hat as payment."
'Post-Op Girls Gone Wild' sounds suspiciously like a transsexual porn movie.
Uh, not that I'd know...
Mom?
I know the first pic! = P
Sofi - you look so happy in the second pic.
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