Monday, November 07, 2005

Thanks For The Mammaries

Okay. Okay okay okay.

This will be my final blogpost about my breast reduction. I promise.

Lots of people who go through the same procedure as I did tend to post before and after photographs of their bare breasts on their blogs, etc. I will not be doing this. I am the product of a fairly strict eastern European upbringing and as a result, I am ashamed of most things. (If you would like to see my bare breasts, the drill is the same; buy me dinner and/or many drinks first.) However, I do want to share my transformation with you. Might I present before and after photographs of my clothed breasts for your procrastinating-at-work enjoyment?

BEFORE

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Sofi & The F Cups. Winter 2005. Note Sian and Jenny looking bored and detached while I radiate shiny (and vaguely creepy) happiness at photographer Kelly Ongaro.


AFTER

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Sofi & The C Cups. Fall 2005. Thanks to Miss Alli Scully for taking this shot!

So there you have it. I've kept you abreast of the situation, but I don't want to overstay my welcome and seem a boob. Oh ho ho!

(Now playing: "Like A Phoenix", The Smoking Trees)

11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

oooo Sofi you do look good!! and love the retro floral dress. super cute.

-Ms P.
(do people know who I am if I sign off as this?)

9:59 PM  
Blogger Sofi said...

I do! So that's all that matters.

10:23 PM  
Anonymous benjamin said...

lookin' good, sofi!

and i totally plan on seeing your breasts without dinner and/or alcohol. because, um, those sound like dates. and we're so not going there (despite my wanting to see the new boobs).

11:38 PM  
Blogger Susan said...

Way to shamelessly get in every last pun you can in this, your last of all the titty-posts.

7:07 AM  
Blogger Ryan said...

Nice, Sofi. Lookin' good.

And I think that you could've put even more puns in there. But that the reason you didn't is because you're saving them for later.

10:57 AM  
Blogger Sofi said...

Benjamin: no freebies for homos!

I will, however, accept a "Post-op Girls Gone Wild" hat as payment.

6:36 PM  
Blogger Albino Squirrel said...

"I will, however, accept a "Post-op Girls Gone Wild" hat as payment."

'Post-Op Girls Gone Wild' sounds suspiciously like a transsexual porn movie.

Uh, not that I'd know...

3:44 AM  
Anonymous plumb dumb said...

i just finished reading your blog from the beginning! you are fucking hilarious. (and you've got good taste in music too!) now, when are you going to post again?

plumb dumb

2:58 PM  
Blogger Sofi said...

Mom?

9:30 PM  
Blogger Kelly said...

I know the first pic! = P

Sofi - you look so happy in the second pic.

8:58 AM  
Anonymous plumb dumb said...

no worries, not your mom, just a fellow music lover. :D
plum dumb

4:40 PM  

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